welcome friends and lovers, to the C2SC member map, where you can reach out and touch somebody. Not literally of course, that would have costly legal ramifications and could lead to unwanted tabloid interference.

The map to the right you may recognise as England and Scotland and Wales and some islands that hang around with us like we were the cool kids at school or something.

Simply click on the red blobs to find out who lives there, and what the hell they're all about! And maybe even form lasting friendships and long-term romantic attachments. But not with Charlie - he's a bit odd.

Click away, friends!

Your pal,
Hardy